Song lyrics- The Malfunction Room

The Reunion.

Hello mate.
Tell me how the hell are ya.
I aint seen ya round here
For at least a few years.
And don't time slip by mate
Faster than ya know it.
It's time we hit the boozer
To sink a few beers.

And guess what mate?
It's been coming up roses.
I finally bought that Harley
That ya knew some day I would.
Sure the bank still owns it
But it's better than a mortgage.
At least some day I'll own it.
Ya know that's pretty good.

And anyway ya bastard,
What's that tattoo on yer arm?
Why aint ya sayin' much anymore?
So tell me how the hell are ya
And what the hell yer doin'!
You know the years just slip by
Faster than before.

Ya know what mate?
I reckon you're a mongrel.
And I've wanted to say it
For such a long time now.
Ya bloody stole me sheila
One night at a party
But I don't care that ya took her,
Ya me best mate anyhow.

And anyway ya bastard,
What's that tattoo on yer arm?
Why aint yer sayin' much anymore?
So tell me how the hell are ya
And what the hell yer doin'!
You know the years just slip by
Harder than before.

Ya know what mate?
It's bloody time ya shouted,
I've bought about a carton
And ya haven't spent a cent.
You always were a bludger
Since the day that I first met ya,
And you never look me in the eye,
So perhaps it's time ya went.

And anyway ya bastard,
What's that tattoo on yer arm?
Why the hell aint ya sayin'
much anymore?
And how the hell is Julie?
And how the hell's she doin'?
You know that I still miss her,
Worse than I did before!
You know that I still miss her,
Worse than I did before!